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A Fucking Christmas Dinner - Review Cover

A Fucking Christmas Dinner

(2009)
Posted: January 09, 2010
Run time: 124 Min (2 hr 4 min)
Reviewer: Terry (PL)
Reaction: Enjoyable
Summary:
      This one got a 6.75. Private does a solid job with their movies, no doubt. They feature very attractive Euro girls, all which normally take it up the ass... What more could you ask for? And this one has that, for sure, but the story that comes with it is completely non-existent. Really, there was nothing here story wise. Which if it didn't fall under the "Feature" genre, I wouldn't care, but here the movie lost points for the lack of one. Since it was labeled as a feature/porn with a plot. Sex wise, nothing really popped out for the movie. The scenes were all pretty solid, with the final scene being pretty fun since they were all fucking. However it wasn't that well captured. Not horrible, but it could have been better... As a Christmas fuck flick, well it doesn't work all that much toward that either. The only time you see a tree or a Santa outfit is during the final scene; the orgy. Bottom-line, the lack of a story and the lack of a real Christmas theme hurt it. The sex is solid all around, but nothing you are going to remember for a while. My suggestion is pass on it, or at best, rent it around Christmas time. Otherwise it's just not worth the cash for a rental or purchase.
Extras:
      Unfortunately for me, this was a screener disc, nothing was on the disc but the movie.... No points for or against.
Details:
Scene 1
Aleska Diamond, Lauro Giotto
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      Please note this was a screener copy of the movie - that's why the time stamps are on the screen shots.

We open with Mandy getting ready for a Christmas party she's hosting. As she put lotion on her tits and such Denis comes in, ready to jump her bones, but she puts him off, then she gives her son a call. Who's not putting anything off, he's getting blown while talking to Mandy , making plans to be home soon. It's then over to a couple of other sex crazed people (Claudia Rossi/Kid Jamaica, Angelica Heart/Ricardo Bell and Alexa/Lauro Giotto), as we catch small skits, setting up their lives. Later on, just as Mandy is starting to get dinner on the table, everyone shows up. They get settled in and then Claudia and Ricardo head outside to have a smoke while Mandy heads back to the kitchen. As Claudia gets to talking with Ricardo, that sex craving from both of them comes to a head... For both of them... While Alexa and Lauro get cleaned up (they came straight from the gym). We watch s Alexa and Lauro have a quick fuck session going on in the bath tub.
      Alexa is a pretty girl with long blonde hair and natural B cup tits. Lauro starts off sucking on her tits, then she sucks his cock, then they both stand up as he fucks her from behind. After a little PTM, the action moves from the tub to the floor, in spoon, which leads to some missionary action. Alexa uses her feet on Lauro's cock some too, then heads up to cowgirl, where we get some nice close-ups and some pussy gaping. Spinning it around, she rides reverse cowgirl. At first taking him vaginally, then anally. Once again we get some gaping, small ones, and Alexa stops to taste her ass off the dick. She then goes back up for a little more RCA, then they stand up again as Lauro licks Alexa's ass before he fucks it from behind. Again we get some more gaping action. Wrapping things up, Lauro pulls out when it's time to cum and dumps his wad on her gaping butthole. He dips his dick in there to get it inside her, then she pushes what she can out so she can taste it before the scene fades. A nice opening scene, Alexa looked really good.
Scene 2
Claudia Rossi, Ricardo Bell
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      Back to Claudia and Ricardo, who have no problems having some extra marital affairs right outside Ricardo's house!
      Claudia is a sexy looking girl with long brown hair and natural B cup tits. On a bench, the two get "acquainted" quickly before Ricardo dives into her pussy. She returns the favor with a nice cock sucking, giving the balls some nice attention, then she gets into doggy for the fucking to begin. up to cowgirl Claudia goes, where some pussy gaping is shown off, then the cock makes it way to Claudia's ass and we get some more gapes (ass). Nice ones too!. Getting off, she does a little pseudo ATM and he takes over, fucking her throat. When she's finished, Claudia gets fucked in both her pussy and ass while on her side/back. There were some interesting cuts during the action here too... Anyway, Claudia then sucks the cock some for a second, then he cums on her tits and chest. A solid scene, Claudia's cowgirl anal was the hi-light of the scene, in my opinion.
Scene 3
Mandy Bright, Jamaica
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      Back inside with Mandy and Kid Jamaica, Mandy startles him and he splashes his wine all over her tits and dress... Acting quickly, he begins cleaning it up,with his mouth
      Mandy is a very attractive girl with long black hair and fake D cup tits. Kid keeps on sucking on her big titties, giving her nipples nice attention, then she sits on a counter as he munches on her box. Down to her knees, Mandy sucks and deep throats the dick, giving it lots of spit in true Mandy Bright fashion Back up on the counter, she starts taking the cock on her side/back while getting choked. Hopping off, she gets fucked from behind, then she stops for some PTM/deep throat before going to reverse cowgirl. Moving it over to a chair, Mandy continues to take Kid's cock inside her while we get some nice under-side shots, then we cut to Mandy on her knees as he jerks off into her open mouth; she pushes the cum out (more or less anyway). Pretty decent scene here, not exactly the Mandy Bright I'm used to seeing, in respect to no anal and it wasn't as rough as she normally takes it.
Scene 4
Angelica Heart, Denis Marti
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      So catching up with Denis in the wine cellar, Angelica finds him puffing on a cigar. She wants to try it but she doesn't do it right, so he suggest "sucking" it. Something she's never had a problem with, and she says it flat out. Then Denis makes his movie, finding out just how well she can "suck it".
      Angelica is a very attractive girl with long black hair and fake D cup tits. First Denis gives her ass a good eating, then he fucks her in standing doggy. Stopping for some PTM and she sticks around for a bit of cock sucking before going back up for standing doggy. Angelica props up one leg to give us a nice shit of the action, then Denis takes her up for some flying cowgirl. Setting Angelica gown, Denis open her ass with some spit and fingers, then in goes the cock, making her gape. She breaks for some ATM along the way, then goes back to standing doggy, but this time Angelica does anal with some gaping action. She continues getting her ass fucked in flying reverse cowgirl, and then she's lied down on her side/back, on a table. Wrapping it up, we then cut to Angelica on her knees as Denis jerks off into her open mouth; she pushes the cum out. A pretty solid scene here, but nothing outstanding.
Scene 5
Aleska Diamond, Angelica Heart, Britney, Claudia Rossi, Mandy Bright, Yoanna Sweet, Denis Marti, Lauro Giotto, Ricardo Bell
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      With everyone back at the dinner table wine is poured and food is served. A good time is had by all, then Lauro announces he has a nice Christmas surprise and scurries off to get it. He returns with two girls (Yoanna Sweet and Britney) in Santa suits! As he takes a seat, they all turn and watch as the girls do a bit of tease/playing with each other, which of course, fired up that sex craving in everyone and an all out orgy breaks out!
      Well everyone gets going here, as expected.... The scene begins with oral, again as expected, then they kick into the sex. Pretty much everyone gets fucked, except Yoanna, she only does girl/girl action. There's anal action of course, and it comes from Britney. Who also takes a DP. As the scene comes to a conclusion, Britney gets a wad of cum on her pussy, which she fingers into her pussy before taking a taste of it. Mandy gets a load on her bush, and Angelica gets an open mouth facial, which she pushes out (I think..). Mandy then takes an open mouth facial and does a bit of cum kissing with Claudia, Alexia and Yoanna. A pretty good orgy scene. Everyone was always engaged, but Britney was really the star. She even out shown Mandy, who was surprisingly low-key in the scene.
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