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Anal Express - Review Cover

Anal Express

(2004)
Director: Seymore Butts
Posted: April 21, 2005
Run time: 118 Min (1 hr 58 min)
Reviewer: Terry (PL)
Reaction: Enjoyable
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Summary:
      This one gets a 6.45. It's been a while since I have seen a Seymore Butt's movie and I can say one thing... I MISS Alisha Klass! Now with that aside, this wasn't all that bad, but could have been better. I really don't like seeing two cameras being used when it's unnecessary, and here was a case of that, which hurt the movie (-.50 over all). Still an OK effort here, just not as good as I was hoping. Seymore still inject fun into his scenes, which I always enjoyed. Easily my favorite scene was Hillary's, with Flower's scene comes in at a close second. In addition I was happy to see Bambi, err I mean Jenna, back in action. Anal fans will be content with this, but those looking for the nastier side of sex won't be too thrilled. At best I would say rent this, but I wouldn't recommend it unless you have to see Flower or Hillary.
Extras:
      The extras here were nice, but had some problems. There were 3 possible options to chose from, essentially choosing Flower, Jenna or Brooke for their behind the scenes footage, but there was a problem... Only 2 of the 3 buttons worked. Fortunately we got Flowers BTS at the end of the movie itself, then has to piddle around to get Jenna's and Brookes. Although there was a nice amount of extras and some good footage with Flower, the best I can give these is a +.25, only because of the technical difficulties. However I was happy ALL the BTS were there. If I had not let the movie keep rolling I would have never seen the best part of the BTS, Flower!
Details:
Scene 1
Flower Tucci, Sindy Lange, Mark Davis
      The movie starts off with Mark and Seymore in a car as they head over to Seymore's place. Once there Mark hops out as Seymore fields a call with his mom, then he heads inside to find Mark "helping" Flower...
      Flower is a sexy looking girl with medium length blonde hair and natural B cup tits. Sindy is a good-looking girl with medium blonde hair also, but with fake C cup tits. After Mark helps Flower to squirt a couple of times, he loses his pants while the girls start kissing and then joins them. He \\then sits back on the couch as the ladies dig into his cock, sucking it, then Flower moves up to sit on is face (69), leaning forward to help Sindy suck, but Flower throws in some deep throating action. The girls then switch roles for a bit, doing her share of deep throat too this time, then Flower moves down and starts rimming Mark. After a bit more oral action Sindy gets into doggy and Mark fucks her while she eats Flower, but Mark has her do some PTOGM action for Sindy too. Eventually Flower gets her turn to ride the cock, doing so in reverse cowgirl as Sindy grabs a vibe and uses it on Flower's clit and Mark's nuts. Flower squirts a couple of times, with both Sindy and herself licking lick up the mess before Sindy moves around to rim Flower before guiding Mark's cock into her (Flower) ass as she keeps riding in reverse cowgirl. She un-mounts and does some pseudo ATM action and then gets back to the RC anal action, squirting a couple more times, breaking in between to do some real ATM action; as well as cleaning up some of the squirt. Eventually both girls go to doggy where Mark starts fucking Flower's ass, choking her as he does, and then moves over to Sindy with Flower doing the ATOGM action. He then goes back to Flower, fucking her ass until she squirts again with Sindy doing the ATOGM, but the action got hard to see here... Anyway, Sindy takes a bit more anal in doggy from Mark, but we get some nice shots of that action, then we cut to the girls on their knees as they each take an open mouth facial; and each push the cum from her mouth. This was a solid scene, but this is another case of 2 cameras being used where they were not needed, so the scene lost points.
Scene 2
Bambi Bliss, Mark Davis
      Later that night... We see Seymore talking to Mari about them moving and Mark coming over to staying with them the next day, then we cut to Seymore as he catches up with Mark and Jenna Bliss (the next morning?).
      Bambi is a pretty girl with long black hair and natural D cup tits. As we catch up with Mark and Bambi, they are already engaged in some action as Mark helps her get back into the swing of things with some cowgirl anal; we get some nice shots of the action too. She un-mounts for some ATM/deep throat action and then heads back up to cowgirl anal, riding and looking to cum also. Once more she un-mounts for more ATM/deep throat and then heads up to reverse cowgirl, taking the cock up her ass some more and pausing for more ATM/deep throat. Bambi then goes to missionary and Mark moves around to fuck her ass in missionary for a while before she goes to her knees to take an open mouth facial, which she pushes out. This was a solid scene, but the editing wasn't so good and the use of two cameras got on my nerves.
Scene 3
Brooke Haven, Kurt Lockwood
      2 Days later... We open with Seymore talking with Brooke in a bathroom about her scene and he tries to calm her nerves about it, telling her the guy she will be working with will be blind folded. He then heads of to talk to Kurt and has him put the blind fold on and eventually Brooke ends up with Kurt.
      Brooke is an attractive girl with medium length brown hair and fake C cup tits. Kurt starts off with feeling her up and spanking her a little, then finally he takes her panties off to finger her while kissing her. He then stands up and Brooke teases his cock through his jeans, before ultimately pulling it out and sucking it. Soon after that Kurt loses his blind fold and then has her sit back so he can finger her some before having her sit back up to blow him a bit more; eventually he has her lay back so he can fuck her mouth and have her rim him too. Once more Kurt delays the fucking as he heads down to eat and rim Brooke, lubing up her ass while Seymore runs off to get a toy. Once he gets back he gives the toy over to Kurt who pushes it into Brooke's ass. Cutting away we then finally see Kurt getting to business as he fucks her in missionary for a bit before sitting on the couch so she can move up to ride in reverse cowgirl. He starts off in vag but that action doesn't last too long because Kurt wants her ass, so the cock goes there while we get some nice shots of the action. Un-mounting, Brooke gets into a 69 with Kurt, doing ATM on him as he eats, then moves to missionary where he eats and fingers her ass some more before finally fucking it some more. Afterward we then cut to Brooke on her knees as Kurt jerks off and delivers an open mouth facial to her; she pushes the cum out. This was an OK scene, I don't know if I believe this is her first anal, first anal action on camera I would fly for, but not the very first anal... Also the ending wasn't to hot.
Scene 4
Mari Possi, Seymore Butts
      Sunday afternoon... We get a screen saying this:
"I started my house search yesterday and was able to visit some houses. I was unable to schedule and appointment for the one house I really wanted to see until next Thursday... So Mari and I decided to do a drive by!". We then see the two at the house as the snoop around it outside. The place was fucking huge and very nice!
      Mari is an attractive girl with medium length brown hair and natural B cup tits. Anyway, they end up in a covered area of the back yard and Mari gets frisky, blowing Seymore until he cums in her mouth, which she pushes out. Solid BJ scene, Mari did an nice job.
Scene 5
Hillary Scott, Herschel Savage
      After the scene we get this:
"I found out last night that the offer I made on a house was rejected so... My search continues." Friday 2:18PM. We catch up with Seymore, his camera guy, Herschel and Hillary in Seymore's ride. They all talk and then Seymore stops at a store to pick up a paper. Well they all see the "funk" Seymore is in over this whole house thing so to break it, Hillary and Hershel come up with an idea...
      Hillary is a cute girl with medium length blonde hair and natural C cup tits. Quickly Herschel loses his pants and she starts blowing him, quite sloppily I might add, while he fingers her ass. Soon Seymore returns and sees the two going at it, then takes the camera from the camera guy and has him drive so he (Seymore) can operate the camera. After all the head, Hillary then moves up to ride in cowgirl where we get some nice shots, then after a bit Herschel moves his dick into her ass as she keeps on riding in cowgirl. Un-mounting she does some ATM and then heads up to reverse cowgirl to take more anal. Afterward she un-mounts again for more ATM action, but this time she stays off to stroke and suck him off until he cums in her mouth. It drips out onto Herschel, but Hillary doesn't want to make a big mess so she slurps it up and swallows it down! This was a solid scene. Nice energy form Hillary and some decent camera work for being shot in an SUV while it's moving.
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