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Loaded - Review Cover
Director: Nic Andrews
Posted: November 16, 2004
Run time: 108 Min (1 hr 48 min)
Reviewer: Terry (PL)
Reaction: Very Good
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Summary:
      This one gets an 8.50. Although this one didn't quite add up to the 8.5, it was still deserving as the storyline was amusing and the production of this flick had to be out there - I mean there were some nice explosions and some nice looking gun fire. Although the sex could have been stronger and longer, I still had a favorite scene and that was Jesse's scene with Eric. Lea's was a close second, but damn it felt short. My biggest gripe was the length of the sex scenes, especially Asia's, but thee was also a lack of positions. This is defiantly a must have for those who like involved story lines and this one was a more serious one, but there was plenty of humor strewn about the movie. This thing has "Couples" written all over it and rightfully so as all the sex is vanilla - nothing more than straight sex. Good work to Nic and DP, this one should win some awards for them at AVN awards!
Extras:
      The extras on this disc were nice. There was a 17 minute behind the scenes feature, 4 minutes of bloopers, a nice photo gallery, some bios, additional audio and of course the trademark "Ton-O-DP-Trailers". Now believe it or not there was even a bonus scene (9 minutes), something I'm not used to seeing from DP! Great touch! These extras get a nice, fat, +1!
Details:
Scene 1
Brittney Skye, Cheyne Collins
      The movie opens with some cars doing some street racing and eventually we see Cheyne and Brittney exchanging words - Brittney wishes him good luck by telling him "You better win, I don't fuck losers. We then see them pull up to the line and see them race, and of course Cheyne wins. Once they get back to the starting line they park their cars and Brittney him she let him win, then they make their way into the back of a van.
      Brittney is a sexy looking girl with long blonde hair and fake D cup tits. Once inside they immediately begin kissing, then she pushes him back and begins sucking his cock. Cutting away we see Brittney lying on her back, ripping off her shirt as he eats her out, then we cut to Brittney on her side as Cheyne spoon fucks her. Afterwards we cut to her in doggy where Cheyne pumps away until he cums on her ass. This was a solid scene, the lighting could have used a boost though.
Scene 2
Lea de Mae, Tyce Bune
      After the sex we catch up with Barrett and Eric getting some grub and arguing, then get a call about some street racing. Once they get to the scene everyone except Cheyne and Brittany are gone. Evidently Cheyne and Barrett have a past so Barrett shakes him down for some info and makes Cheyne promise he will call him (Barrett) tomorrow with some info.
After that we see Lee and Jesse in a car as Lee gets ready to make a business transaction with Tyce. As Jesse stays in the car Lee heads over to do the transaction and it seems Lee is skimping on Tyce so he shoots Lee in the head. Jesse sees this and freaks out, hopping over into the driver seat and taking off as Tyce and his thugs shoot at her.
Getting back to Barrett and Eric, we see them at the precinct as Asia (their lieutenant) makes them fill out a report on what the got from Cheyne and the illegal street racing thing. Just then a guy comes over and tells them of a murder. Eric heads of to check out the details as Barrett stays back and tidies up his desk and finishes up the paperwork. Cutting away we see Tyce on the phone talking to some one as Lea messages his feet. One of Tyce's thugs come in and tell Tyce they know where Jesse is and he orders her dead, then as the guy walks off Lea drops to her knees.
      Lea is a sexy looking girl with long blonde hair and natural C cup tits. Once on her knees, Lea removes his robe and begins sucking his cock. After a bit we cut to her up in reverse cowgirl - eventually taking her top off to let her tits bounce. Cutting we see Lea on her side as Tyce fucks her, then we cut to her un in cowgirl. Soon she drops to her knees and takes an open mouth facial, pushing the cum from her mouth. Lea gives us a nice performance here, and not surprisingly, but I wanted the scene to last longer.
Scene 3
Jesse Jane, Lee Stone
      Cutting away we see Eric over at Jesse's place, trying to get some info about what the guys that killed her boyfriend. Well she finally conveys to Eric that she's too shook up and needs some rest, so he leaves, but calls in a uniformed officer to cover hr door. Soon we see Jesse sleeping and see her dreams about "the good times" with Lee.
      Jesse is a sexy looking girl with long blonde hair and fake D cup tits. Eventually after some cuddling we see the two on a bed, kissing, with Jesse soon getting into position to suck Lee's cock. Cutting away, he gives the oral love back, then we cut to her up in reverse cowgirl. After a bit we cut to Jesse on her side as Lee pumps away, eventually cumming on her belly to end the scene. This was an OK scene, really cut and dry though, and from the BTS this was a MUCH hotter scene OFF camera!
Scene 4
Jesse Jane, Eric Masterson
      We then see Jesse wake up in haste as some noises startle her. She quickly throws on her close and makes an escape, going through the fire escape and taking off on her motor cycle. Getting back to Barrett and Eric, we see Eric walking into the scene and he begins telling Barrett what's going on with Jesse. Then Eric gets a call from Jesse and she tells him what's going on and they pick a spot to meet - s it is it's a hotel. Once there they get a room and Eric heads off to get a change of close as Barrett stays behind to protect Jesse. It doesn't take long and the two are passed out. Daylight comes around and Eric shows up with some doughnuts, telling Barrett he needs to go get freshened up and he'll stay with Jesse - Barrett heads out. We then see Barrett checking up on his informant from the night before (Cheyne), then we cut back to Eric and Jesse. Eric is on the phone with his wife who is pissed he's all alone with Jesse. He tied to work it out with her, but it's a no go and soon he's spilling his problems onto Jesse. She gets interested in helping him in a bad way and tells him to tell her he loves her. Of course he finally does and then she has him kiss her as well, which of course leads on to some fucking...
      After they get hot and heavy into the kissing, they strip one another down and he sucks her tits a little before she begins blowing him. Moving up to cowgirl, she rides him for a bit and we catch some nice shots, then cut to her getting fucked in doggy. After a bit we then cut to Jesse getting spooned before she rolls up to reverse cowgirl (kind of..). Anyway, when Eric can't hold out anymore he cums on her tits to end the scene. This was a good scene, they seemed to have some chemistry and the scene felt good all the way around.
Scene 5
Asia Carrera, Barrett Blade
      Cutting away we Barrett catching up with his informant and getting the info he needed from him, then he heads back to the hotel, catching Eric and Jesse napping after their little romp. They argue over how bad Eric fucked up and decide to take Jesse on their stake out - checking out the informants info. It checks out fine, but then Jesse notice one of the thugs and alerts them to the fact, which changes the dynamics of things. The follow the mark to a garage and then one the mark is inside the two play Commandos, get armed and head inside to take on the bad guys with no backup. Just as a fire fight breaks out Jesse shows up after being told to stay in the truck. She ends up getting kidnapped by Tyce, laving the guys up a shit creek.
Back at the station Asia reams their asses for fucking up REAL good this time and suspends them for it. Well this doesn't sit well with Eric or Barrett so as Eric goes and rounds up the guns, ammo and other gear Barrett goes in to try to sweet talk the lieutenant. He begins into his spiel and apparently Asia is turned on by it, grabbing him and starts kissing him.
      Asia is a very sexy looking girl with medium length brown hair and fake D cup tits (pierced labia). She pulls him over to the desk and keeps on kissing him as they strip each other of their cloths. She lays back on the desk and Barrett dives in to eat and finger her pussy a little and then we cut to her giving back the favor before cutting again to her getting fucked while on her side. After a bit we cut again and this time Asia is in doggy where Barrett pounds away on her until he's ready to cum, doing so on her tits to end the scene. This was an OK scene, again the scene was a bit short and that sucks for me because I'm a big Asia Carrera fan!

We then cut to Barrett meeting up with Eric as they head off to get Jesse. It doesn't take them long to stir up some shit, but as for the ending you will just have to get the movie and see what happens and how it all goes down!
Scene 6 (Bonus)
Jesse Jane, Barrett Blade
      The scene opens as we see Barrett in a garage as Jesse walks up to him. They talk for a brief moment and then begin kissing. He then has her lay back on a gangbox to undress her, then commences eating her out. Cutting away we see Jesse returning the favor with some nice cock sucking, then soon cut to her in doggy - bent over the gangbox. After that e then see her get fuck on her side, eventually taking an open mouth facial and pushing the from her mouth.
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